Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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If Roland Reynolds rolled a round roll around a round room,
Where is the round roll which Roland Reynolds rolled around the room?
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Betty Botter bought some butter.
"But," she said, "the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter -
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter.
And she put it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So it was better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
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Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend
our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo
When our Joe has a banjo!
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Granny gray goose greedily gobbled golden grain
in Graham's gabled granary.
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All I want is a proper cup of coffee
Made in a proper copper coffee pot.
You can believe it or not,
But I just want a cup of coffee
In a proper coffee Pot.
Tin coffee pots
Or iron coffee pots
Are of no use to me. If I can't have
A proper cup of coffee
In a proper copper coffee pot,
I'll have a cup of tea!
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If neither he sells seashells,
Nor she sells seashells,
Who shall sell seashells?
Shall seashells be sold?
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Denise Sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
And feed and freeze the fleas.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
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